ohhheck:

otterboxes:

ohhheck:

how do you ask what a glass of water is doing?

a glass of water is an inanimate object and is incapable of having a thought process or understanding english

water you doing 

(Source: officialblueshell)

kiercetheveil:

prokopetz:

You were so focused on whether you COULD do it, you never stopped to ask whether you SHOULD.” - Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park

the quote made it

(Source: theinturnetexplorer)

so-humorous:

Got to keep that that walk strong

forest-hippie:

And that’s how I lost a friend

This is it guys
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This is the post that will make me famous

kkristoff:

shovel-girl:

What the fuck did you think would happen ?

see how the hammer slowly turns toward the woman at the end? i think what happened is these two were arguing and the hammer got so mad it slammed itself against the wall and the woman is shocked because hammer has never gotten this angry before and hammer’s just like don’t fuck with me woman i will nail you

kkristoff:

shovel-girl:

What the fuck did you think would happen ?

see how the hammer slowly turns toward the woman at the end? i think what happened is these two were arguing and the hammer got so mad it slammed itself against the wall and the woman is shocked because hammer has never gotten this angry before and hammer’s just like don’t fuck with me woman i will nail you

(Source: kentuckydarby)

How long has it been since someone touched part of you other than your body?

lovemesomesouleater:

fabmarymorstan:

sherolck:

"frozen is the first disney movie to deal with sibiling relationships and not romance"

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Is that an example or a reaction?

yes

(Source: sherolck)

eartheld:

TUMMY APPRECIATION POST

Stomachs look different in lighting, poses, time of day, whatever. Your belly has so many different faces and states and all are cute as hell. So what there’s fat? So what you have rolls or cellulite or creases or hair or folds. Your stomach is metal as fuck. Have you ever seen those videos they show you I’m biology of food breaking down in your tum??? It’s amazing omg there’s all these chemicals and movements and signals and your belly is part of an amazing and intricate process in keeping you ALIVE. That’s so awesome!!!

When I flex it’s mostly flat and when it turn I get these folds. When I sit my belly gets soft, and when I slouch and relax rolls n rolls make themselves at home. So what?! Smh don’t ever say mean things to you bonsa. Thank it for holding your guts in. Touch it with gentle hands it bc it’s hella soft and squishy sometimes. Rub it when you’re full and feed it when it’s telling you to. Your body isn’t something to hate. You’re kind of stuck with it so start loving yourself and realise that your body isn’t the best thing about you or the worst. Its just a smooth ride and it works so hard for you man your body does so much even if you don’t think so or you think it’s ugly. There’s a whole UNIVERSE inside you!!!!! That’s rad as fuck man

(oh and a lil bit of body hair in there too lmao ya know..natural and cool)

Yaaasss

sarahcosima:

euo:

My main dilemma when I see a pretty girl is am I jealous of her or attracted to her? Do I want to be her or date her?

#wife goals or life goals

kingsleyyy:

if i show you a picture on my phone, do not SWIPE. ain’t nobody tell you to take a motherfucking tour.